Pull up a chair and peruse a few words and pictures about WIVENHOE - the quirky paradise village only an hour north-east of London.
Check out my old toys - including the BOAT that was once adorned with POTPLANTS while it became a pirate radio station, as well as having a GORILLA on board (yes, really!)
But most of all, please join me on the journey of my life-long ambition to become a writer - the inspiration, publishing, marketing, and of course my writers' block that nearly halted me
Not quite having the same ring to it as the delightful "Wednesday Morning 3am" by Simon And Garfunkel, it will nevertheless be music to my ears when the trailer turns up at the yard at Alresford Creek, pulling the Boat For My Potplants.
Then it will be a matter of all hands on deck, or rather all hands pulling, pushing, lifting and shoving, until we get the magnificent vessel on to blocks and drums.