But to be frank, as my old teachers at school used to say 'Neil tried hard, but could do better'.
Did you know, Chris, apart from us both being disc jockies, we have a few more things in common?
We both have a boat. Admittedly, yours cost a little more than mine, as mine was FREE!
We both have Italian classics. You have Ferraris, and I have an old Fiat with a bit of rust
We both have played golf. You at Sunningdale, and me on top of the boat
We both write. You've done two books, read by millions, and I do this 'ere blog, read by dozens
The reason I'm writing is to ask if I could come to your BBC studio and watch, listen and learn from you, the Master of Radio. PLEASE!
I promise to be good and quiet and not get in the way.