Dulux Trade

I wrote to Dulux and cheekily asked for some free undercoat and gloss. 'Why', they asked. 

'It's for my Boat For My Potplants', I replied. 

'Of course then. Would 10 litres of each be enough?' 

'Not 'alf. Ta very much!' 

Although it wasn't quite as easy as that, I'm very glad they said yes, because...
...Dulux do make exceedingly good paint

Thanks to the Paint-On-My-Ear story in Essex Life Magazine,  those nice folks at Dulux really helped me out